The BBC Family
Sherlock: I hate you all! *slams bedroom door*
BBC: That's it! No new episodes for a year!
Doctor Who: Mummy, can I have a new episode?
BBC: Of course you can darling. How about a Christmas special and a new companion too?
Merlin: Mummy, can I have a new-
BBC: No. Now go to your room.
Doctor: *eliminates self from history*
Doctor: *is found by children using Google*
“Right, i’m allowing you access to memories on time lord regeneration.”